Sunday, March 28, 2010

Me & The Man Share Our Ambitions

Me [in a whiny mood, with fervent passion] : I don't want to study no more. I WANT to be a house wife.

The Man [without skipping a beat] : And I WANT to be a bachelor.

The Man's Birthday Wish

Me: What do you want for your birthday, tell na?

The Man: Mental peace.
[pause]
The Man: So don't call me on that day.