Vacationing in fill-name-here isles

I am going to vacation here -
Am i excited? Sorta. Well, I cant rub it into my sister's face though cuz she beat me to a more fancy place - Hawaii.
Am I packed? About two days ago.
What will I be reading on the trip? Machiavelli's The Prince
Have I packed sunscreen? The anti tan doesnt work on me. So, I am gonna come back only 23 shades darker.
Have I cleared work? umm. ummm.