Tongue in Cheek Guardian

I was reading the Guardian Books section (yes, i have to drop names just to try and pass off as belonging to the intellectual gentry) when I saw this tongue-in-cheek ad on the page.

I loved the "Go on George, its free" line in the third column best :-)
[click on the image, you can see it better]

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Anonymous said…

judging by his policies, i figure the only thing that 'Junior' reads are magazines with Playmates-o-the-Month centrefolds :D

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